Monday, July 16, 2007

And I'm Getting Old

Good lord, but that's a lot of face for a baby. It's also nice to know, that I've never, ever in my life, been able to sit like a lady.

Kids, you know I feel really bad doing another one of these so close on the heels of the last one, but here it is. I guess my excuse is that it's my birthday goddammit and I can blog drunk if I want to. Today was pretty kick-ass and I'm not just saying it because I've had a few and everything seems awesome while I'm wearing my beer goggles. I do know, that whatever hour I drag myself out of bed tomorrow, probably won't seem quite so sweet.

Right now though, I want to hug the whole world, except some of those stinky rock boys who gave me and my friends so much shit tonight. Those would be the same rock boys who kept calling and/or texting us while we were at a friend's house wondering when we were going to come down to the metal show. Those boys will get theirs all too soon. Especially, our friend J. who called us the "hen clan". As in, "I'm surprised to see the hen clan out at a show on a Sunday night," or "the reason I called you guys the hen clan is because all we could hear after the band stopped playing was you guys cackling in the back of the bar." J. will soon discover that we weren't kidding when we said we'd all show up at his house at 2 on Monday afternoon to watch movies at his state of the art theater...And cackle as often and as loudly as possible.

So, yeah. I have a feeling that I haven't made much sense so far. I would encourage you all to blame that final free birthday beer I was served after midnight. And since I obviously misplaced my filter, I'm wisely taking some kind of pain reliever, with as much water as I can drink and passing-out. I'm sure I'll feel like getting up early and running in the morning. Right?

18 comments:

Remiman said...

Churlita,
Happy birthday!
Now run that poison out of your bod. ;-)
rel

Mr Atrocity said...

Happy birthday Churlita. Beer is good; free beer is the bomb.

Enjoy your "Life, The Universe and Everything" year.

Babybull40 said...

Happy Drunkeness Birthday.. Feel free to blog while drinking.. You tell a good tale... Happiest Birthday... Cackle cackle...lol

Tara said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! I hope the alcohol killed all the germs that were giving you a cold so that you feel all better for your birthday!

I made you a virtual chocolate cake over at my blog.

glorious said...

Happy Birthday!
Beer is always good for what ales you. Get it? Ales. :-)OK. Happy Birthday and many happy returns.

booda baby said...

Happy Happy Birthday to yoooouuuu!

I hope you have NOTHING but wonderful today!!!

Trevor said...

Happy birthday, Churlita! You don't look a day over 1.

David in DC said...

Happy birthday, O Churlish One. :)

AKS said...

Happy Birthday Girl!

Dana said...

happy birthday (cue music)

evil-e said...

Happy birthday my fellow cancer....this month truly has been reserved for the "elite".

Us metal boys suck don't we?

Free alcohol is the best alcohol.

AlienCG said...

Happy Birthday, Churlita. It sounds like you had a wonderful birthday.

not fainthearted said...

what an awesome sounding berfday!!!

happy happy happy!!!!

(so how were the movies?)

Margaret said...

Happy goddamned Birthday!

Poptart said...

Did you go running? And, does this mean you didn't celebrate tonight?

Happy birthday Churlita!

(I know I'm 15 minutes late but not on myspace...)

Michelle said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! EEEEE!!

l.b. said...

A belated Happy Birthday, Churlita! Sounds like in spite of the internet nonsense you had a rather good one :-) Now go on and get cracking on that revenge scheme for the r'n'r boys...

Michael said...

A belated yippee!