Tuesday, November 06, 2007

She Could've Been a Killer if She Didn't Walk the Way She Do

Hey, whaddya know? I didn't find my camera, but a friend of mine took some photos of me and K., and emailed them to me tonight. So, a week later, here are some pics of me and K. as ghouls on Halloween. This photo here, kind of makes us look like your undead, inbred cousins from Missoura (that's how some of 'em pronounce it down over to Ottumwa). The only reason I'm posting it, is because you can see my lovely and charming slit throat scar.

Now here's something you'll see me doing during the most inappropriate of occasions - I totally have rock hand flashing Tourette's. I don't mean to make with the rock hands, but then I get excited and it just happens. At least I was at the Picador here, where no one even bats (get it? Bats? Halloween night?... I slay me) an eye.

I think this is the best of the three. When we first went down to the Dublin Underground, our friend Libby was hanging out with her husband Rob, who had had about four whiskeys too many and was driving Libby crazy saying quotes from the movie Jaws. She was pretty happy that we showed up, so she didn't have to break a bottle over her husband's head to get him to stop. She turned to me and K. and said, "If you two don't get laid tonight, you're not trying." Then she said, "no, seriously, if any guy even acts like he's trying to hit on you, you should marry him on the spot."

"Oh, I get it, " I said "That first part you said, was just you being facetious, right?" So, we didn't really get hit on Halloween night, unless you count a creepy tow truck driver expectantly asking us if we were really drunk and fishing around trying to find out if I had a husband, but we still had fun. While Make Out Quest 2007 isn't completely over for me, it may have to lie dormant until sometime in 2008, as Winter closes in and I only have eyes for my nice, warm lair.


Mr Atrocity said...

Are those black stripes on your cheeks skull-effect shadowing or side-burns?

I like the Gene Simmons quality of photo 3 too.

Oh and there is never a bad time to make rock hand. NEVER!

Remiman said...

You have really nice teeth.
And a really long finger. ;)

evil-e said...

Girl the make-up job is awesome...you look like you could be a female lead singer of any given (Dimmu Borgir, Emperor, Mayhem, Behemoth, Dark Throne, etc...) Norse black metal band. Especially the second photo! I am glad someone had photo evidence of your Halloween Hyjinx.

Margaret said...

that's a bad-assed neck scar

Not Fainthearted said...

unbelievable. gruesome. heinous.

Glad there are pics :D

Tara said...

LOVE the makeup job! That last photo is my favorite too, but I do like the rock gesture as well.

.j.william. said...

I thought Gene Simmons as well. Nice one.

The Lady Who Doesn't Lunch: said...

The "rock hand" gesture is way cooler than the retarded thumbs ups I can't control myself from doing. I try to keep my hands in my pockets or occupied with a cocktail glass.

Great neck scar.

booda baby said...

It seems to my completely objective eye that if you go out looking as hot as this more often - and sign more often - you'll do fine in MakeOut Quest '07. I think that's what your friend meant by you not trying. She must have meant not trying OFTEN enough. Yah.

Brando said...

That is more Misfits than Glenn Danzig. Well done.

laura b. said...

What great pictures! You guys look like you were having so much fun.
The red handprint on K.'s shirt is a nice touch.

Churlita said...

Mr Atrocity,

Thanks for having my back on that, because I've been known to make rock hands at upscale restaurants and the reception hasn't always been good.


Thanks...I think.


I tried to comment on your Myspace, but it wouldn't let me. So, thanks for the pics. I might try again later.


Thanks. Or rather, we can all thank K.


I am too.


The person who took the rock hands shot, did a pretty good job with it, huh?


I just needed to put the ponytail on the top of my head and spit fire and blood.


Don't worry. I do the dorky thumbs up too. I pretty much wildly gesticulate all the damn time.

Booda BAby,

Nice try, but I'm not buying it. I think she said exactly what she meant, and I'm okay with it.


One of the guys in the Misfits cover band had almost identical make-up to mine.

Laura B.,

That handprint was awesome, wasn't it?

Les Q said...

Brains....must eat brainnns

you look great!

Gyuss Baaltar said...

I thought it would be tough for you to be any prettier, but then I saw zombie throwing a rock out hand sign. I don't think that can ever be surpassed.

Killer said...

You should have found out where the goth kids were hanging out...they would have loved your attire.

Hot Lemon said...

quite nice, I think.

Churlita said...


Thanks. Now, I'll be leaving to find brains to eat.


Thanks. You are so complimentary. Are you getting ready to ask me for money?


I could totally have been the queen of the goth kids. I just don't know if I could listen to the Cure as much as you have to hang with those guys.

Hot lemon,