Monday, November 26, 2007

I've Been Waiting to Awaken From These Dreams

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Here is a picture of the condom/lubricant machine in the bathroom of my friend C.'s bar. There should be something there for all of your needs, and a bargain for just 75 cents.

I am so pissed at my computer or blogger or whoever's responsible. I can't upload photos to Blogger the way I normally do. Now, I have to go the Photobucket and make an html code for them and then copy and paste that into my post. It's kind of a pain in the ass, and more importantly, I'm worried that there's some kind of weird virus causing the problem. Wah.

So, tonight I watched the weirdest football game I've ever seen. Since it was on network television, we could go to my friend James' house and watch it in high def on his movie theater sized screen. Normally, that is really awesome. Tonight, it was more of a sloppy mess (that wasn't just the rainy, muddy field) and no one scored even one point until the very end of the game. I was kind of bored and tired with it, but because of my special powers, I was afraid that if I went home and stopped watching, the Steelers would lose, or worse it would go into overtime and ultimately the game would never end. So, I stayed and the Steelers won 3 -0. I think they said that's the 6th game the Dolphins have lost by three points this season. Weird.

For those of you who hate football, and America and apple pie, I'm trying to think of an ending for this post that will interest you...Um, sometimes when I get really tired, I think I see things out of the corner of my eyes, plus as my friend Jo Anne pointed out, being old and tired makes my face look like it did when I was tripping and 19 years old. So, maybe that's why almost no one doses past the age of forty - we can just get all sleep-deprived instead. That's enough...Okay, too much bullshit for one blog post. I'll just try and get some sleep, because feeling all sleep-deprived at work is one really bad trip.

13 comments:

Killer said...

Man, watching that game was brutal. The worst part was when the announcers kept prattling off the last year any other game had 0-0 for that exact amount of time.

I did like seeing Ricky Williams get stepped on in slow motion. You could practically see the pot smoke get squeezed out of him.

Mr Atrocity said...

I like "American" football (we have our own definition of football over here where 0-0 at the end of a match is a pretty common occurance, you can call it soccer if you like), I like America, the tiny bit of it I've seen but I probably like apple pie best of all.

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evil-e said...

I thank you for watching until the very muddy end. Your powers have proven useful again.

The game was actually pretty short, only about 2.5 hours. If It would have started on time, I could have been in bed by 11:00. Oh well, a win is a win and it keeps the Browns (fuck them) in second place.

michi said...

AMEN! I kept yawning infront of class today...

Tara said...

Well I love America and apple pie, but yeah watching one quarter of a football game will sap my strength and I'll want to nap right then and there. My poor mom hardly has anyone to talk to about football. If she talks to me, it's like she's speaking in a different language.

DJSassafrass said...

That game was ridiculous! We had to rub our eyes to make sure we were seeing correctly!

The Lady Who Doesn't Lunch: said...

Sometimes I sit with my husband and read while he watches football. I think he gets lonely. After all these years I still can't bring myself to care so I figure the least I can do is sit next to him.

At least your magical ability is useful to someone. My magical knack for being in front of the TV when there is a touchdown/grand slam/corner kick just gets me yelled at.

Brando said...

Here's a question after looking at that picture: has a French Tickler ever actually been used during intercourse? Or does it solely exist as a novelty in otherwise drab men's rooms?

And I'm glad that game wasn't a Bears game or I would have sat through all four mind-numbing quarters.

laura b. said...

Even if I don't love football myself, I enjoy reading about your love for it.
And even though I was never a stoner, I think that as you say, at my age a little sleep deprivation is probably a close second...

Mrs. Big Hairy Woman said...

I don't really watch football so I have nothing to add.. BTW I do like America and apple pie...I like the fact that bars add these machines.. I don't like the ones with the stinky cheap ass colognes and perfumes... I think I would rather run over a skunk...lol

MrManuel said...

Yeah, that was an ugly game. The field conditions were atrocious!

Churlita said...

My computer isn't letting me post comments again. I have no idea why.

Churlita said...

Okay, it let me post that, but when I responded to everyone's comments individually, it gave me an error message. Maybe my computer thinks I'm too wordy.