Saturday, November 17, 2007

I Can't Hardly Stand It

Hey, here's that one picture of me shoveling shit and flipping you, yes, you, the bird.

So, this will be quick. In the interest of adhering to the rules of NaBloMe, I'm doing a quick post before I go to Ames. I'll have you know that it's really messing with my self-diagnosed oppositional defiance disorder to have to write such a lame-ass post just to comply with a blog contest. Don't worry, I'm just as resentful as you would imagine. Then why am I doing it, you ask?I'll tell you why...Because I'm a winner, godammit!

10 comments:

evil-e said...

I like the photo...you use my favorite phrase in sign language well.

Not Fainthearted said...

damn right.

happy driving.

laura b. said...

I have always pretty much thought that what defines a winner is the ability to shovel shit and flip the bird, so you have no need to worry!

Tara said...

Love that shot! It's perfect.

Payne's Gray said...

Make sure that your resume lists "multi-tasking" as a skill.

Chance said...

There's NOTHING hotter than a cute but crude woman who's willing to get her hands dirty doing some chores.

The Lady Who Doesn't Lunch: said...

That is so Iowa of you.

Churlita said...

Evil-E,

I tend to gesticulate wildly.

Not,

haha. The driving was not all that happy, but the concert was.

LauraB.,

Awesome. Then I'm the biggest winner ever.

Tara,

Thanks. It kind of sums me up, doesn't it?

Payne's Gray,

Oh, don't worry. It does.

Chance,

Thanks. Are sure you aren't still drunk?

Lady,

Yeah, I'm the e-fucking-pitomy of Iowa.

Les Q said...

You look like to be chased around the barn by benny hill in fast speed.....LOL...Hows it go...na na na narrr nar nu nu nu na, nah nah nar nuh nuh nuh

Churlita said...

Les,

Ha ha. I love Benny Hill.