Sunday, March 18, 2007

You've Got to Pick Up the Pieces

Here is a slide covered in snow. Excuse all these snow photos, but I haven't been out to take any new pics in the last month, so I'm using up the old ones.

Oh, Kids. Let me just say that today has been a very, very, very, very bad day. If I wasn't so tired, I'd put a few more very's in that, because four doesn't quite cover it.

I had a migraine to beat all migraines. It kicked my ass from 11 am - 6:30 pm. Normally, I'll get one and take half of my migraine pill and in two hours, it's gone. Sometimes it's almost gone, and I take the other half of my pill and in another hour, I'm all better. Today I took half a pill and went back to bed, and it got worse instead of better. I took the other half and it didn't touch it. I puked and had to sit up because lying on a pillow made my head hurt too much. I took another half a pill and started to get a little better, but an hour later, I was back to puking again. I took the last half pill I could take and then Coadster gave me an awesome head, neck and shoulder massage. I cannot emphasize enough, the importance of teaching your kids massage at a very young age. Coadster should seriously be licensed. When she was done, I was finally able to sleep for an hour and when I woke up, it was almost gone. Egads!

Okay, enough of my wah, wah, wah. If it comes back tomorrow, I'll just have to deal with it. Until then, I think I'm going to resort to the lameness of "Google searches that led people to my blog." Yeah, I know, but it's really all I'm capable of right now.

a cartoon picture of a door with a stinky smell coming from inside of the door - People have often describe my house that way. Now I want to draw that - maybe tomorrow if my headache doesn't come back.

i don't want to grow up song- Do you think they mean the Toy's R Us commercial song? That song sucks and now it's in my head. Thanks a lot, supid Googler.

how to get your sister in trouble- Can you imagine how awesome it would be to be a kid right now, when you could just Google shit like this and get answers? Damn, when I was younger, we had to think it all up on our own.

dudes- I have no idea why they checked out my blog, when the other options were:

The Dudes Warehouse, Shaved Dudes, Huge Dudes: The Biggest Dicks on the Internet, Dudes Dressed Like Jack Sparrow and Does Shane West do Dudes?

I may have to start Googling "dudes" more often myself.

firefighter songs "shine on me"- Mmmmm, firefighters.

men who are cantankerous- Is there a "cantankerous men" website? I would love that. It could be full of old guys yelling at kids running across their lawns and shaking their canes at people driving too fast down their street. How hot would that be?

big ass girl- So, yeah. I'm not sure how to take this one. Do you think they want a girl who has a big ass, a girl who acts like a big ass or just a plain, big-ass girl? Either way, they probably came to the right place.

adonis & casanova- Dude, I've been looking for those guys too.

blogs about crazy people- What? What!?

who's gonna ride you home- I have no idea what to say about this one, except, that's one hell of a pick-up line.

"never be an adult"- Amen to that, sister.

phlebotomy lunchbag- Obviously, I don't get out much, but is the some new sex term, and if so, do I want to try it?

14 comments:

Lynnster said...

I expect the "who's gonna ride you home" one made a mistake and was actually looking for The Cars song "Drive"...

You wouldn't believe how many hits I get for "freeloader boyfriend", "freeloader ex-boyfriend", and all variations thereof. I don't know how many more times I can post "Leave his sorry ass"...

Not-faint-hearted said...

I'm so sorry you get migraines. I get them too. Like that one you just had and I wouldn't wish them on my worst enemy. Maybe on some people in Washington.. heh.

I love the google search thing! It's just so random how people find you, isn't it?

Hope the head is better.

booda baby said...

That is too great, that you're a resource for 'never be an adult.' I wish you were a resource for 'how to magically get rid of migraines.' The massage and pressure points technique, though, sounds powerful. Poor you.

mist1 said...

I don't know if I'd be too interested in that whole phlebotomy lunchbag. I'm not into needles.

David in DC said...

I feel your pain. I get occasional migraines and there's nothing worse than a bad one.

I hope the sustained darkness and quiet of night banisahed yours for good, overnight.

dmarks said...

The "dudes" search is easily explained by your recent post entitled "All The Young Dues", I think.

fringes said...

I like everybody's "Google search" posts.

egan said...

SiteMeter rocks the house and so do your cool snow pictures. What doesn't rock, migraines! Those are miserable shitty things. I'm glad you're feeling better.

bice said...

Is there a "cantankerous men" website? I would love that. It could be full of old guys yelling at kids running across their lawns and shaking their canes at people driving too fast down their street. How hot would that be?

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That's my 10 year plan for BiceSagan.com. I'm hoping kids will also chuck apples at me as I set on the porch of my website with a throw blanket over my lap.

Churlita said...

Lynnster,

I'm sure it was. That is the most google song lyric I get. Why? I have no idea, but most of the searches seem to be from people who speak English as a second language.

Not Faint hearted,

the head is better now. Thank you. I love looking at my google searches, unless they're really icky.

Booda Baby,

I wish I was too. I would also be a resource for hot to never be an adult, but as I sit in my beige cubicle, I have to face my fate.

Mist1,

It doesn't sound all that hot to me either.

David in DC,

I'm sad that you get them too. Sleeping all night seems to have helped, but I'm still a little worried that it will come back.

DMArks,

Oh, I'm sure. I just wonder why they'd look at my blog, when there were so many other options. Maybe they checked them all out first.

Fringes,

me too even though I know it's a cheap laugh. You know me, I always go for the cheap laugh.

Egan,

thanks. I got a million of them - picutres I mean. I hope not migraines.

Bice,

If that were true, I'd check your site even more obsessively than I do now.

Q said...

I can't tell you how many times I have searched up "Dudes" on the internets. I have never seen your blog in the list. In fact the only one I remember is the Biggest Dudes on the Net one, weird, are you sure those others come up? I think I am going to go check again...Consequintly if you search up "Q Gyuss Sodomy" you will find the corner, crazy huh

Margaret said...

glad you head's better

this post should spawn even more of those weird searches

Churlita said...

Q,

Are you still searching? Q? Did I lose you at Shaved Dudes, or Dudes dressed like Jack Sparrow?

Margaret,

Thanks. It is a lot better. I talk so much shit on here, that I'll always have weird searches. Thank god.

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