I'm making a special Thursday edition of "it's late and I'm tired, so this will mostly be a photo post". Usually it's on Wednesday, but since FMDM was playing his first gig in forever, I changed my schedule around in order to gawk at the RAWK.
I asked FMDM to act like a rocker right before the show, and this is what he gave me. Pretty convincing, huh?
Then I took some more photos so you could all see what metal really looks like. Apparently, when you can't find a fog machine, you have to resort to cigarette smoke to get the right effect.
This kids xylophone must be the new phase in metal. It actually sounded pretty cool.
It's also important to wear your wrist bands, if you want to convey to all the world just how absolutely metal you can be.
If you can incite the crowd, that helps you look like a total RAWKer. As you can see, wearing a black shirt is also very necessary.
Also, remember to drink your PBR, for maximum metalness/tude.
The other important thing to remember if you want to be truly authentic, is to flip me the bird when I take your photo. Nothing ensures your RAWK! status like giving me the finger...At least in this town, anyway.