This one here I took on the Summit Street bridge.
The spam in my work e-mail account has been out of control this week. So, November isn't only the write a novel or post every day month, it must also be some kind of promotional spam every e-mail account fifty times a day month as well. And how would one shorten that to make it easier to post on a blogger's sidebar - SpEvEmAFiTiDaMo?
So far, I've counted over ten different ways to spell Viagra in order to get past the filters. (viabgra, vigagra, vilmagrla...) I think it would be more fun if the spammers were a little more creative and tried to shove the letters that spelled out viagra into actual words. They could make new viagra-based words like, viagrable (definition - capable of living, developing or germinating with a huge boner) or viagraduct (definition - a series of spans or arches used to carry a road or railroad over a gigantic erection) or my favorite, Viagra Dolorosa (a difficult course or experience caused by an embarrassing, prolonged, hard-on).
The other bizarre spam e-mails are the ones that have subjects like, "Oratio Recta Old-Maidism" and then when you open it, all it says is, "claim an acuaintance with you-mr. blingey and his sisters." Huh? I don't get it. Was there supposed to be some virus infected attachment embedded in it that our IT people deleted? Or is there some sick fuck out there who is on a crusade to kill office peons slowly and painfully by annoying them to death when they have to stop what they're doing every five minutes to delete nonsensical crap?