|Me coming into the finish line at the Dam to Downtown.|
The good thing about growing old with someone and not dating someone who is much younger than you, is the ammunition you have when they try to tease you about your age.
|I was clearly not half as happy as the woman behind me.|
Me: Oh, I need to take some Advil before I start running.
John: Wow. Too bad your bones weren't creaking when you said that, for added old people effect.
Me: Well, even if they did, you wouldn't be able to hear it anyway...
|John and I both take off our shoes immediately after we cross the finish line. Is that an old people thing?|