Friday, May 11, 2007

Light in Your Head and Dead on Your Feet

Soooooooooo, yeah. I'm just going to warn you I'm a little on the tipsy side tonight. It's been a long time since I was dumb enough to attempt blogging while intoxicated, but I promise you that this will be short and sweet and don't worry, I won't go on my "which B movie actor would play me in a made for TV movie about my life" tangent again. That was only funny the first fifty times I wrote about it. Now, it is WAAAAY played-out.

Instead, I'll tell you that I went out for a bit while the girls did stuff with their friends. I had fun, I had issues with one of the people there, but everyone else was fun. I mixed beer with lemonade, because it was just weird enough to be attractive to me, and now my stomach feels a little sour and I plan to giggle myself to sleep thinking about the stupid things we said at the Foxhead.

There. How bad was that? Right, don't answer. I don't want to know.


Sarah said...

Beer and lemonade...mmmm.

Well I almost wrote to DG, in fact I keep rewriting the email and saving it, and I only had one drink.

See? You're doing way better, as usual. Glad you went out! Woot!

Margaret said...

but who would play you?

notfainthearted said...

beer and lemonade...doesn't sound as bad as "beer floats" which apparently is the new thang up nort' here. You heard me. Beer and Ice Cream. In the same glass. Co-mingling their deliciousnesses into something unholy. I don't think I'll try either one.

I agree with Sarah though, this wasn't that bad for drunk blogging.

Hope the rest of the weekend rocks.

Babybull40 said...

Interesting mix.. Maybe one day I will be brave enough and try that.. and I want to know who would play you.. why a B movie..?

evil-e said...

I cannot drink beer and lemonade, the last and first time I tried it, well...there was cleanup involved.

Did the Foxhead have any graffiti in the bathroom?

Les Quinn said...

Happy Mothers Day

Sarah said...

P.S. I did send the f-ing email stone cold sober and,

I vote for Minnie Driver to play you! (but with an Iowa accent - you know, "warsh" and all that.)

Churlita said...


Blogging effects many people, where as e-mailing only effects one...Unless you cc a bunch of people.


Once when I was drunk, I thought Tina Youthers, but then just saying the name made me laugh so hard, I couldn't think of anyone else.


Maybe if the beer you used was Guinness...

Baby Bull,

Because they usually just use B movie actors in made for TV movies.


There was some grafitti, but since it's a big writer's workshop hang-out, I'm always disappointed that it's not better.

Les Quinn,

Thanks. Back at your wife.


Dude. I so do not say warsh.

Tara said...

I have to proofread like crazy if I decide to blog under intoxication. You did a fantastic job! Glad you had fun!

Churlita said...


I should have proofread it better.