Thursday, December 11, 2008

Everyone's So Intimately Rearranged

Here is a Christmas tree right next to an ATM machine.

I'm feeling like writing more than blah, blah blogging tonight. So, here goes:

It felt weird. Not just having him in her house in person, but actually talking to him on a Sunday. When he called her drunk on Saturday nights, he always promised to call her the next day, but he never had.

Just a few minutes before, he told her he felt more comfortable with her than with almost anyone else he knew, but he didn't act like it. He didn't really know how to talk to her without teasing her. "Nice plants," he said, laughing.

"Shut-up. I'm not very good at remembering to water them. That's why I mostly have succulents." They were both a little hungover, and she was feeling overly sensitive. "Besides, I bet if I went to your house, I'd find plenty of stuff to make fun of too." He agreed that she definitely would.

She joked about how pretty she looked and how good she was sure she smelled.

"You smell like a flower," he said.

"More like the stinky water the flowers sit in..."

"You smell like three day old flower water," he corrected himself.

"Oh yeah? Well, you smell like three day old hotdog water." They both laughed until they winced. Those jokes were less funny when they were hungover.

She started making the futon back into a couch. She had slept in the living room and given him her bed. He stood up and studied her shelves of books, CD's and movies. It made her nervous. She couldn't remember what was out on display. Most of her stuff was safely stored in boxes in her walk-in closet. You just never knew what someone was going to like or dislike. It was like the mix CD she had made him. For the most part, he loved it, but there were a few songs he couldn't stand.

"I can't do Jerry Reed. Let's get that off of there, " he said. "None of that Smokey and the Bandit shit."

He liked the comic books. She knew some people poo-poo'ed them but he seemed pleasantly surprised that she was into them.

He was twitchy about getting his son from his ex. He had talked to her earlier and she was concerned about the roads. He was at the mercy of his friend to get him back home, and his friend had a habit of not being very reliable. Plus, they didn't even know where his friend was. She told him that if they couldn't find him, she'd drive him to his car about an hour away. She knew exactly what that stress felt like. She went to get ready, just in case, and he continued to peruse all of her stuff. This time, he was careful not to make any comments.

Well, until he noticed one DVD in particular. "Do you really own a copy of The Boy in the Plastic Bubble?" She tried to explain how her brother-in-law found it at Target for .99 cents and bought it for her kind of as a joke. He thought it was funny and said, "That's cool. I have the soundtrack.."

"Really?" She was way more excited than she should have been.

"No. Of course not. Do you think there even is a soundtrack?'

"Oh, probably not. See how gullible I am? It's so ridiculous."

His friend finally answered his phone and she drove him over to where he was and stayed and talked to the other guys until it was time to go. He told her he'd call her in a couple of days, but they both knew he wouldn't. She was okay with it. She had made her peace with that part of him already. They were friends now and she had lower expectations when she didn't think it would grow into anything more.

Still, she went back home and looked at her shelves to get an idea of how he saw her through her things. Most of the CD's on her shelves were bluegrass and older hardcore punk albums. She had some organic gardening books, tons of classic literature leftover from her English degree and a few graphic novels and more current books. Her DVD's were mostly her daughters', so there wasn't much he could judge her on there. Basically, she thought all the items on her shelves screamed, geeky dork, and that was a pretty accurate description of her.

16 comments:

Remiman said...

Churlita,
Better a geeky dork than a Molly Muffin!
;-)
rel

Mrs. Hairy Woman said...

Nothing better than smelling like three day old hot dog water..Then again maybe if its vegetable water sitting for a week...

Minyo said...

Surely someone out there is attracted to the scent of day old flower water ;) Wait, that may have been insulting.... Actually, your diverse collections just show that you have lots of different things in your house that different types of people could strike up conversations about.

NoRegrets said...

Sounds a little tense.

Tara said...

I don't think I've ever smelled three-day-old hotdog water, but I have smelled the old water in a flower vase. Pew.

Great post!

Mr Atrocity said...

Graphic novels, punk albums and organic gardening books are a mark of distinction in my book.

dmarks said...

The bubbleboy movie has a bunch of "Land of the Lost" references in it, but I have not seen it yet.

Susan said...

I let out a big long sigh reading this. I might blog about why later. Probably not though..lol

Churlita said...

Rel,

See? that's what I think too.

Mrs.,

Ew. Yeah, like broccoli water. That's really bad.

Minyo,

Thanks. I'm weird. He knew that going in. It's also just kind of odd watching someone try to figure you out through your stuff, you know?

Nor,

It wasn't really all that tense. It was more like there was a lot of pressure because it was his first and probably last real look into my life.

Tara,

i have a feeling they're pretty comparable.

Mr Atrocity,

I just wish there were a lot more men like you out there. I'd probably be more popular than I am.

DMarks,

The sad thing is, I own the 70's Boy in the Plastic Bubble made for TV movie with John Travolta. Not the newer one with Jake Gyllenhal.

Susan,

You tease. If you ever write a book about all the stuff you say you should write about but never do, you will make millions off of it.

booda baby said...

You're killing me. That was so nice. (I packed a whole lot of what I really meant in that last sentence; you'll have to extract it later - it was the only container I had.)

laura b. said...

There is last night...and then there is the morning after. Perfectly captured. Awesome.

PS- My verification word is 'grapho' because being a graphic novel geek is verifiably divine.

movin' down the road said...

I thought there was a soundtrack to EVERYTHING

Poptart said...

I love when you switch to third person. Esp. when we know who it's about!

Anonymous said...

Hey, this is great. I love the title of the post, too. "Everyone's So Intimately Rearranged." I wish I'd written that. There's a whole poem in those words.

Dana said...

That last comment was from me.

another good thing said...

I love how we - women- read something into every little thing. Maybe the guy wasn't even perusing the shelves as much as wanting to fart and couldn't wait until you left the room.