Here's me a year before I had children and still had time to cultivate that early nineties hair...
It's day two of my girls being up in Wisconsin, and I can't even begin to tell you how much I miss them. Yes, it's nice to come home and not have to leave immediately in order to taxi teenagers for several hours, and I like being able to listen to my music, but I miss almost everything else. Worst of all, there is no one to blame when I trip over shoes in the middle of the living room - there's only one person who could have left them there. It all seems like a preview of what my life will be in a few short years when my girls up and leave me for good. But before I become a melancholy baby and start bumming your high too, I thought I'd write a short list of things that made me laugh today:
1.) I went to the mall and bought a bunch of stinky girlie bubble bath, along with a pair of big man boots.
2.) I saw a Myspace profile who's name was, "Scarborough Unfair".
3.) Somebody applied to school here and gave us this e-mail address - babymamadramaorama24-7.
4.) A person googled, "stinky boys butts" to get to my blog. While I understand that Bice likes to answer people's search engine inquiries, I was at a loss as to how to respond. Should I say, "yes" or "no"? Maybe I should just respond by writing, "and how".
...And here's me after my daughters became teenagers - I'm shoveling shit, making a goofy face and flipping off the whole world.