Come on in and welcome to my new space. You can yell and swear and drink all you want here because I've changed my name to Churlita and I'm just as obnoxious as ever. I had to think of different nicknames for the girls - my oldest will now be Coadster because that shouldn't google like her real name would and the youngest will be Stinky. Since I put their Spanish forms on the old blog, I can't really use them here now.
I'm just starting to unpack, so I don't have all my links up yet or my profile finished. I have all weekend for that. Hopefully, by Monday I'll have this fixed up better and everyone e-mailed with the new link. I wanted my first post here to be a little more substantial but with all the other stuff, I don't have tons of time. Instead, you'll have to listen to me talk about my new glasses. One of these days, I swear I'll get back to talking about handling gourds.
I got new glasses yesterday. I ordered them on Saturday and Stinky went with me to help. I'm so lame at any of that, but Stinky is all about aesthetics. I was wearing them today when Coadster came home from cross country.
Coadster: Hey, you got new glasses.
Me: Yeah, they're making me dizzy.
Coadster: They also make you look like that one character Dana Carvey played on Saturday Night Live.
Me: The Church Lady?
Coadster: Yeah, that's it.
Me: Well, good because that was exactly the look I was going for. You know you're grounded, right?