The other night, I was walking with a friend to my car after drinking a smidge of wine. It was raining, so I offered her a ride home."Oh, I can walk. I have an umbrella, " She said. As we got closer to where my car was parked, she changed her mind. "Maybe I'll take a ride part of the way home."
"No," I said. "I'll take you all the way."
"Who do you think I am, Rosanna Arquette?" She asked.
"What? Oh, I'm sorry. I was speaking in Toto lyrics." Except, I was off a bit. The actual lyric was "Meet you all the way." The fact that I didn't catch that right away, was probably an indication that I might have been too tipsy to drive.
Sorry kids, that's all I got tonight. Unless you want my migraine, which you are all welcome to. I would be happy to e-mail it to you or hand it off in the comments of this here post.
4 comments:
generous offer, but you can keep your migrain.
Yeah, I had a feeling people would respond that way.
Oh, man. Now I have THAT song in my head!
Sorry I'm the world's worst blogger. I was thinking of writing a post about how my favorite pistachios are the ones that fall out of their shells on their own and get all the salty goodness floating around in the bag...and that's the first idea I've had in WEEKS.
Midterms are over the 10th of November.
I love pistachios. It's a wonderful idea. I can't wait until after November 10th.
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