The other night, I was walking with a friend to my car after drinking a smidge of wine. It was raining, so I offered her a ride home.
"Oh, I can walk. I have an umbrella, " She said. As we got closer to where my car was parked, she changed her mind. "Maybe I'll take a ride part of the way home."
"No," I said. "I'll take you all the way."
"Who do you think I am, Rosanna Arquette?" She asked.
"What? Oh, I'm sorry. I was speaking in Toto lyrics." Except, I was off a bit. The actual lyric was "Meet you all the way." The fact that I didn't catch that right away, was probably an indication that I might have been too tipsy to drive.
Sorry kids, that's all I got tonight. Unless you want my migraine, which you are all welcome to. I would be happy to e-mail it to you or hand it off in the comments of this here post.