Me: You have two more days of freedom left. How does that feel?
John: This is freedom?
Me: (singing) Freedom's just another word for nothin' left to lose...
Me: What did you say?
John: Nothing. I'm just being strange right now...
Me: Good. If you weren't strange, we wouldn't have anything in common.
John: I said, STRANGE, not PSYCHO.
Me: Okay, then. If you weren't BITCHY, we wouldn't have anything in common.
Oh, but we have fun...